Single-use plastic straws may join plastic bags in LA

An estimated 18 billion pounds of plastic waste pollutes the world’s oceans each year. (Courtesy Panorama Magazine)

In 2010, after falling in love with the LA River, I got worked up about plastic bags and was mostly happy to start carrying my own to the grocery store. There was a howl of protest as the plastic consumer noose tightened, first with California cities creating a patchwork of regulation, then counties, and finally voters approved a statewide ban in 2016. Now, if you want a bag at the store, it will cost you 10 cents. 

Back then, I wrote: 
As a fly fisherman, you know you’re sick and tired of seeing trash in the Glendale Narrows, especially after a storm. So it should be worth it to either take your friggin’ bags with you on grocery runs, or pony up the dime that grocery stores will be able to charge for green bags.

Next up, single-use plastic straws. Yesterday, the LA City Council voted 12-0 to move forward to ban them by 2021. Reversing the earlier governmental patchwork plastic bag trend, the city council action comes before a statewide ban goes into effect Jan. 1, one in which you’ll have to ask for that straw. In what could be a game changer, and will incur the wrath of the fast-food industry, the Los Angeles ban could include fast food outlets, which, incredibly, are currently exempted by the upcoming state law

Responding to pressure from a proposed European Union ban, McDonald’s has already tested paper straws in Great Britain and Belgium, according to the Business Insider.

Single-use plastic straws may be banned in LA. (Photo illustration courtesy of Panorama Magazine)

Then there’s the microplastics issue, in which fish digest small amounts of plastic that then never leave their bodies, causing a host of problems, including organ damage and reproduction. And, if you eat fish, you may also be eating plastics.

As a fly fisher who has walked our river in hope of a better future, I know we can do better.

See you on the river, Jim Burns

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How about fall fishing on the LA?

Justin Carp

Pasadena Casting Club Conservation Chair Justin Bubenik savors his first carp on the LA. Oh, what a feeling!

Atwater Park Carp

And Scott Boller, also of PCC, brought this fine Golden Ghost to the rip rap on the same weekend day.

Hey, where’d my run go?

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Here’s the view Saturday afternoon from the Hwy 2 overpass looking south into the LA River. Note that there’s been grading activity on the eastern side of the riverbed.                           (Courtesy Steve Kuchenski)

Pasadena Casting Club Conservation Committee member Steve Kuchenski and I talked about this at the Faire yesterday in Glendale, and he was nice enough to share this image with readers. Several times, places I’ve loved to fish on the LA have either been disrupted by Army Corps bulldozers, or swept away in high flows, due to winter rains and a lack of actual riverbed structure. Anybody remember the great bass disappearance from a few years back?

See you on the river, Jim Burns

Consider how much of your fly fishing is skill, how much is luck

Thanks to Trout Unlimited’s Sam Davidson for giving this post some love on the TU blog!

 

This summer I excitedly boarded a plane with my fly tube and sat down, expecting nothing more than a peaceful flight, but within minutes a guy in the next row asked me where I was going to fly fish.

Luck1Even with interruptions from his two kids and the stewardess, he’d soon recommended several sites to explore, as well as several fly patterns I’d never used. Call it luck that out of all the passengers who saw my fly rod, this guy actually knew what it was and wanted to be helpful. He said he spent some nights until 2 in the morning tying up new patterns in size 22 on his own fishing obsession. For me, this is good luck.

And I suspected as much not just because of the guy on the plane with his phone full of tiny nymphs and big fish photos. When I landed at the airport, I inadvertently got on the wrong courtesy bus, mixing up “Dollar,” where my car waited and “Budget,” where they’d never heard of any Jim Burns. The luck of this situation came when I asked an East African worker in a neon vest where Dollar was. He looked at me thoughtfully and pointed left at the busy highway in front of us, one that within a few minutes would be soaked in an oncoming summer storm.

Then, he said, “Don’t worry, I’ll take you.”

A few minutes later, I met him outside the Dollar lot at his request, which, of course, made me suspicious. We drove together for only a few minutes in his dilapidated, aging Crown Victoria, full of candy wrappers on the seats and empty soda cans on the floor. More than once, I wondered if this would become a spur-of-the-moment scam.

Once at Dollar, he stopped the car and smiled. I offered him $5, which he looked at, then politely refused. As I got out and was about to retrieve my luggage from his backseat, he suddenly flipped the locks down. Now, he could easily drive off with my gear bag and all the rest.

Realizing his mistake, he simply flipped the door lock button up, and after another smile was on his way. I felt the urban fool for not having completely trusted his intentions.

Once on the water the next day, my luck held true – I landed plenty of fish, including a cut bow, but, on the unlucky side of the equation, I also lost a trophy brown in shallow water. No broken knots on him, I simply pulled the No. 16 caddis nymph out of his soft mouth. Still, I felt an unlucky tremor in the force after losing that fish, which turned out to be nothing, just an unfortunate blip in an otherwise fine day.

Like other sports, fly fishing merges skill – what you can control – with luck, all those other elements you can’t. Were you casting just perfectly with the rises coming on strong until a sudden gust blew your fly off course, alerting the fish your bug wasn’t the natural it claimed to be, and spooking him and his brethren? Bad luck, friend. Or, just the opposite, when that one fly you forgot in the back of your box turns out to be just the right one and you get into fish, after fish, after fish. Good luck. To formulate:

Observed outcome = skill + luck

That’s the formula author Michael Mauboussin uses in his fascinating book “The Success Equation: Untangling Skill and Luck in Business, Sports, and Investing.” Pure luck holds down the far-left end of the graph line, while pure skill occupies the far right. According to his formula roulette sits left at the far end of luck, while chess occupies the highest skill game to the right. Every other sport sits somewhere in between, depending on its mix of luck and skill. As for team sports, the randomness of hockey puts it to the left as the luckiest sport, while basketball, with its many games played and shot clock, earn it the highest purely skill level, placing it below chess, but ahead of baseball.

Fly fishing wasn’t included, but I wonder where it would fit on the spectrum between luck and skill? Once you can cast, read water and drift a good fly without drag, fishing fits into the formula, especially if you know a water well, or you hire a guide. That’s exactly what I did the first day of my trip, getting into rainbows, browns and even a cut bow. True, I did miss what would have been a personal best brown after hooking it, but nevertheless, the entire day was filled with varying sized trout, which is what you hope for in a guided trip. The logic is simple: the guide knows the local water, you don’t. You improve hopefully your luck and most likely your skill, because it’s doubtful you’ve put anywhere near 140 days on the water this year as has the guide.
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Moving to the next day, I tried to retrace my steps from a few years back to a no-pressure lake – unsuccessfully. The terrain didn’t look at all right; I was at altitude, puffing away, when a stranger gave me a look and said, “You’re not going up there, are you? There aren’t any fish. But,” he continued pointing downhill, “I did see a small lake down there.”

Happy for the tip, within thirty minutes, I was seated on a rock, unwrapping my sandwich, two brookies already caught and released. Then, he happened. The guy, the dude, the local who always fishes this spot. We talked for a bit and he asked if he could join my private party. I nodded, and we were the only two on the water. I thought “Isn’t this pleasant, to be here and not stuck in L.A. traffic.”

But … as soon as he cast his line, my dry spell began, punctuated only by missing fish.

“Hey, bro, fish on,” he called cheerfully after a few minutes, “and I didn’t even bring my net.”

And then another. And another.

I began to brood, dark clouds forming around my casts like a toxic rush-hour tail pipe smog.

“Hey, bro, fish on!”

Next, his girlfriend showed up with their medium-sized happy dog.

I cast and wham – fish on! And at the same time as the local. But … he landed his and mine got away on a whatever happened. And, gentle reader, I can tell you what it was, what I dreaded the most, what I feared had rubbed off on my rod, fly box, maybe even on my boots that now got stuck in all sorts of sucking mud where none had been before lunch – bad, awful, rotten luck.

I began furiously casting to brookies that would no longer rise: I switched from dries, to dry droppers, to straight-up nymphs. I fished through the plane guy’s recommendations that had been so successful the previous day. Nada.

“Well, bro, gotta go.”

And, just like that, the threesome was off, and I supposed, dejectedly, I’d better be off as well. I bushwhacked to the dirt road and after a bit heard a lone vehicle grinding up the slope.

You’ll never guess who it was.

“Later, bro,” he said with a smile, a cute girlfriend and a happy, wet dog as his nubby tires blew dust into my face. Not that he was going fast, just that, you know, when you’ve lost your luck, dust just comes to you naturally as the successful getaway vehicle makes the hill rise without you in it.

Back at the rental, I reasoned with myself that not all humanity is vile, evil, bad or better fishermen than I, but I admit to having a hard time making myself believe it in the moment. Optimistic by nature, I felt sure my luck would return to help out my skill, like any hopeful athlete walking onto the gridiron to do battle. My mind leapt to water plans for the next day and I felt a modicum of happiness return.

That was until I was back on the highway when the tire idiot light on my rental’s dashboard popped yellow.

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(Courtesy State Farm Insurance)

And I had an out-of-the-blue flat all the way down to asphalt, not a whoosh of air left.And a donut in the trunk where a spare might have been.

A donut that will not get you to your fishing holes and back to the airport dozens and dozens and dozens of miles away.

And a phone call, “No, I didn’t take your auto insurance policy back at the airport, so what do you mean I have to get the flat fixed myself?”

Of course, if you’ve had your own dealing with the vagaries of luck and fly fishing, you already know that the tire was so severely damaged I had to buy a new one for my rental and spend the next half-day dealing instead of fishing.

It all worked out, sure it did. At the airport, the company did pay for the tire, even though the anonymous person on the 800 number the day of the unlucky flat who asked me first if “I was safe?” said it would be at the “discretion of the manager.”

And, yes, my luck-skill combo did return, as I managed to catch one more rainbow on my birthday, thank you very much.

So, my question to you is this: Did the bad luck that rode in on a stranger, ride out on my tire? Naw, that would be pure superstition to think that way.

See you on the river, Jim Burns

Calendar Item: Fly Fishing Faire comes to So. Cal. on Oct. 20-21

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Here are some sessions to consider, all free with your $15 admission:

— CalTrout’s Dr. Sandra Jacobson on endangered Southern California steelhead

— Pasadena Casting Club’s Chris Leonard on winter fishing on the Lower Owens

— The incomparable guide Jimmy Morales on fly fishing the western slope

— Luong Tam on the joys of tenkara

— Steve Schalla on goldens in Cottonwood Lakes

— Al Q on getting into corbina on the fly

And, if you want to spend a bit more for a class, consider:

— PCC’s own Naomi Okamoto’s lesson on tying extended-body flies

This promises to be an absolutely awesome event, Don’t forget, if you’re fishing for carp in the LA as an event excursion, please send me a photo of your catch. Believe me, it’s better than Instagram!

For more info,

See you on the river, Jim Burns