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Is it a goldfish, a koi or fake news?

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(Courtesy Cassie Anderson)

So, here’s the great Facebook debate: Cassie Anderson took this picture of her brother after he caught this golden fish. She wrote:

“What you are witnessing is NOT national geographic! It is not a stolen image or edited photo!
This is my brother!! Who is holding what could possibly be…. that pet goldfish we flushed when I was 9!!!
…I swear, I thought you were dead bubbles!!! lol lol
Caught in danville ky y’all!! Oh my gosh don’t flush your pets! ”

2News in Beaumont, Texas, went on to report that it was a 20-pound goldfish.

What do you think?

If that fish is 20# then he must be 6′-8″ and 300#. Goldfish or carp, let’s agree to just call it a very nice catch…….

I’m originally from Ohio and they take their fish’n serious in KY. 200lb catfish and stuff. Don’t even get me started on BASS fish’n. Also I don’t see any jars of shine, so I think it is true.

 

See you on the river, Jim Burns

 

Consider how much of your fly fishing is skill, how much is luck

Thanks to Trout Unlimited’s Sam Davidson for giving this post some love on the TU blog!

 

This summer I excitedly boarded a plane with my fly tube and sat down, expecting nothing more than a peaceful flight, but within minutes a guy in the next row asked me where I was going to fly fish.

Luck1Even with interruptions from his two kids and the stewardess, he’d soon recommended several sites to explore, as well as several fly patterns I’d never used. Call it luck that out of all the passengers who saw my fly rod, this guy actually knew what it was and wanted to be helpful. He said he spent some nights until 2 in the morning tying up new patterns in size 22 on his own fishing obsession. For me, this is good luck.

And I suspected as much not just because of the guy on the plane with his phone full of tiny nymphs and big fish photos. When I landed at the airport, I inadvertently got on the wrong courtesy bus, mixing up “Dollar,” where my car waited and “Budget,” where they’d never heard of any Jim Burns. The luck of this situation came when I asked an East African worker in a neon vest where Dollar was. He looked at me thoughtfully and pointed left at the busy highway in front of us, one that within a few minutes would be soaked in an oncoming summer storm.

Then, he said, “Don’t worry, I’ll take you.”

A few minutes later, I met him outside the Dollar lot at his request, which, of course, made me suspicious. We drove together for only a few minutes in his dilapidated, aging Crown Victoria, full of candy wrappers on the seats and empty soda cans on the floor. More than once, I wondered if this would become a spur-of-the-moment scam.

Once at Dollar, he stopped the car and smiled. I offered him $5, which he looked at, then politely refused. As I got out and was about to retrieve my luggage from his backseat, he suddenly flipped the locks down. Now, he could easily drive off with my gear bag and all the rest.

Realizing his mistake, he simply flipped the door lock button up, and after another smile was on his way. I felt the urban fool for not having completely trusted his intentions.

Once on the water the next day, my luck held true – I landed plenty of fish, including a cut bow, but, on the unlucky side of the equation, I also lost a trophy brown in shallow water. No broken knots on him, I simply pulled the No. 16 caddis nymph out of his soft mouth. Still, I felt an unlucky tremor in the force after losing that fish, which turned out to be nothing, just an unfortunate blip in an otherwise fine day.

Like other sports, fly fishing merges skill – what you can control – with luck, all those other elements you can’t. Were you casting just perfectly with the rises coming on strong until a sudden gust blew your fly off course, alerting the fish your bug wasn’t the natural it claimed to be, and spooking him and his brethren? Bad luck, friend. Or, just the opposite, when that one fly you forgot in the back of your box turns out to be just the right one and you get into fish, after fish, after fish. Good luck. To formulate:

Observed outcome = skill + luck

That’s the formula author Michael Mauboussin uses in his fascinating book “The Success Equation: Untangling Skill and Luck in Business, Sports, and Investing.” Pure luck holds down the far-left end of the graph line, while pure skill occupies the far right. According to his formula roulette sits left at the far end of luck, while chess occupies the highest skill game to the right. Every other sport sits somewhere in between, depending on its mix of luck and skill. As for team sports, the randomness of hockey puts it to the left as the luckiest sport, while basketball, with its many games played and shot clock, earn it the highest purely skill level, placing it below chess, but ahead of baseball.

Fly fishing wasn’t included, but I wonder where it would fit on the spectrum between luck and skill? Once you can cast, read water and drift a good fly without drag, fishing fits into the formula, especially if you know a water well, or you hire a guide. That’s exactly what I did the first day of my trip, getting into rainbows, browns and even a cut bow. True, I did miss what would have been a personal best brown after hooking it, but nevertheless, the entire day was filled with varying sized trout, which is what you hope for in a guided trip. The logic is simple: the guide knows the local water, you don’t. You improve hopefully your luck and most likely your skill, because it’s doubtful you’ve put anywhere near 140 days on the water this year as has the guide.
Luck

Moving to the next day, I tried to retrace my steps from a few years back to a no-pressure lake – unsuccessfully. The terrain didn’t look at all right; I was at altitude, puffing away, when a stranger gave me a look and said, “You’re not going up there, are you? There aren’t any fish. But,” he continued pointing downhill, “I did see a small lake down there.”

Happy for the tip, within thirty minutes, I was seated on a rock, unwrapping my sandwich, two brookies already caught and released. Then, he happened. The guy, the dude, the local who always fishes this spot. We talked for a bit and he asked if he could join my private party. I nodded, and we were the only two on the water. I thought “Isn’t this pleasant, to be here and not stuck in L.A. traffic.”

But … as soon as he cast his line, my dry spell began, punctuated only by missing fish.

“Hey, bro, fish on,” he called cheerfully after a few minutes, “and I didn’t even bring my net.”

And then another. And another.

I began to brood, dark clouds forming around my casts like a toxic rush-hour tail pipe smog.

“Hey, bro, fish on!”

Next, his girlfriend showed up with their medium-sized happy dog.

I cast and wham – fish on! And at the same time as the local. But … he landed his and mine got away on a whatever happened. And, gentle reader, I can tell you what it was, what I dreaded the most, what I feared had rubbed off on my rod, fly box, maybe even on my boots that now got stuck in all sorts of sucking mud where none had been before lunch – bad, awful, rotten luck.

I began furiously casting to brookies that would no longer rise: I switched from dries, to dry droppers, to straight-up nymphs. I fished through the plane guy’s recommendations that had been so successful the previous day. Nada.

“Well, bro, gotta go.”

And, just like that, the threesome was off, and I supposed, dejectedly, I’d better be off as well. I bushwhacked to the dirt road and after a bit heard a lone vehicle grinding up the slope.

You’ll never guess who it was.

“Later, bro,” he said with a smile, a cute girlfriend and a happy, wet dog as his nubby tires blew dust into my face. Not that he was going fast, just that, you know, when you’ve lost your luck, dust just comes to you naturally as the successful getaway vehicle makes the hill rise without you in it.

Back at the rental, I reasoned with myself that not all humanity is vile, evil, bad or better fishermen than I, but I admit to having a hard time making myself believe it in the moment. Optimistic by nature, I felt sure my luck would return to help out my skill, like any hopeful athlete walking onto the gridiron to do battle. My mind leapt to water plans for the next day and I felt a modicum of happiness return.

That was until I was back on the highway when the tire idiot light on my rental’s dashboard popped yellow.

flat tire
(Courtesy State Farm Insurance)

And I had an out-of-the-blue flat all the way down to asphalt, not a whoosh of air left.And a donut in the trunk where a spare might have been.

A donut that will not get you to your fishing holes and back to the airport dozens and dozens and dozens of miles away.

And a phone call, “No, I didn’t take your auto insurance policy back at the airport, so what do you mean I have to get the flat fixed myself?”

Of course, if you’ve had your own dealing with the vagaries of luck and fly fishing, you already know that the tire was so severely damaged I had to buy a new one for my rental and spend the next half-day dealing instead of fishing.

It all worked out, sure it did. At the airport, the company did pay for the tire, even though the anonymous person on the 800 number the day of the unlucky flat who asked me first if “I was safe?” said it would be at the “discretion of the manager.”

And, yes, my luck-skill combo did return, as I managed to catch one more rainbow on my birthday, thank you very much.

So, my question to you is this: Did the bad luck that rode in on a stranger, ride out on my tire? Naw, that would be pure superstition to think that way.

See you on the river, Jim Burns

Wild trout spawn in the San Gabriel Mountains

Yesterday was a great day to fish for trout in So. Cal., but I wasn’t expecting to see this mating dance. In fact, I’ve never seen this behavior before in our local watershed. At first, I thought that maybe a snake had taken a fish, and was rolling over and over to try to get it swallowed. Then, as the action came nearer to me, I was astonished to find the commotion was a pair of amorous native trout.  Watching this miracle of nature make me want to redouble my own personal efforts to protect this region, and to restore it to what it once was. Take a look for yourself. (Be sure to hit “full screen” so that you can see the fish all the way through.)

See you on the river, Jim Burns

Why do carp jump?

A few days ago, with a half-hour to kill, I put a line in my favorite spot at the river. With trout, that’s usually enough time to hook up, but not with carp. At least, that’s the way it rolls on our river, and for moi.

California Dreamin’: Could we ever be legally kayaking in the river and watching jumping carp? (Courtesy Weekly Times Now)

But I did get to see one jump way out of the pool, then come down in an inelegant belly flop.

Last year, when I started carping, I’d see this and think “Oh, man, am I ever gonna hook that sucker,” but not anymore. Jumping carp are interested in something, but not eating a fly.

So … why do they jump? Fun? Recreation? Boredom?

I checked the bible — “Carp on the Fly” by Barry Reynolds and friends — to find this passage. Italics are mine:

“Shallow-water hell raisers are exactly that: carp that are making a spectacle of themselves by leaping, splashing, and thrashing in the shallows. These fish seem utterly oblivious to the dangers they may face by drawing attention to themselves.

True … see Carp Clubbing entry on this blog.

Often, there is a reason for this, particularly in the spring when carp are spawning. As you might expect, spawning fish are usually not very interested in your fly — they have other things in mind.

True, but this happened in June — no spawn on.

But at other times, these hell raisers are carp that are smashing through schools of baitfish and they’re a very good target for a small streamer.

False for the L.A. River. I’ve never seen a school of baitfish on it.

So … what causes this behavior? Here’s an answer from a carp fishing forum based in Georgia:

“Carp actively break the surface of the water for two reasons. Both reasons are due to water quality/lack of oxygen. If the ph factor is too acidic or the dissolved oxygen count is too low carp come up to seek more comfortable conditions. Carp normally stay and feed and roam on the bottom. When they are on the surface they are almost impossible to catch.”

Sounds good, but who knows (except for that last part, which is true, true!)

I put together this poll from various answers found on the Web. Any fish biologists out there care to clear up this mystery?

See you on the river, Jim Burns

Glendale Narrows Adventure No. 1

Let’s go fly fish the L.A. River, catch a 5-pound carp (or much bigger) and spend the day away.

Without work. With friends.

Seriously.

A steelhead rendered on the Guardians of the River gate. Once these oceangoing trout ran up the river. Time for them to return.

Much of the 51 miles of river looks like something out of a “Transformers” chase scene.  That’s because Hollywood production companies frequently shoot the concrete stretches, making the river famous for all the wrong reasons. That’s fine for Hollywood, not great for us. To get some carp action, try this easy day trip.

First, park your car in the municipal lot adjacent to the golf course in Atwater Village. Then, set your sights on the Los Feliz Café, 3207 Los Feliz Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90039, (323) 661-2355, for good eats. You might want to save this until after fishing, but to legally use the lot, you gotta snack. You could also bring your clubs for a quick nine after fishing. Surf ‘n’ turf.

Two, walk west with rod in hand, a 7 wt. or above, loaded with 3x leader, attached to a glow bug. This is one of only a few access points you’ll find elaborately marked. Walk through artist Michael Amescua’s Guardians of the River gate, and you’re here. To your left is the Tropico Bridge, opened in 1925. Across the water, you’ll see the end of Griffith Park, along with the buzzing I-5 freeway. To your right, time to fish.

The Guardians of the River gate in Atwater Village is one of the few access points along the river.

Three, walk along the bike path and look for carp. It’s much easier if you can spot them, then to blind cast. Believe me, there are hundreds and hundreds in the water. Note about water: it’s reclaimed upstream. Hook carp. Hear reel whizz hopefully into backing. Repeat.

Four, send me pictures of your adventure and I’ll post them. Tell friends. Go often. Remember, it’s yours.

See you on the river, Jim Burns.